February 10 – Can YOU Spot the Cock Rings?

A “Where’s Waldo” for the kinky folk.

My cookbook/bakers rack. Standing there all innocent in the corner. With, you know, cookbooks and knick-knacks on it. This is exactly how it would have looked if the roommate’s parents and grandma had come over for dinner this past weekend, because neither of us registered what we’d left hanging there after our Christmas party.

It took my daughter to point them out.

She came over after we tried a new yoga class (trapeze yoga – super contra-indicated for the hip pain I’ve been having. Didn’t realize that till today, when my hip pain has increased tenfold. Gah.) Anyway. We spent the day messing with tarot cards, crocheting, watching Grey’s Anatomy (her second time, my first, with her explaining who everyone was and what all their quirks were), and talking about baking. Her: baking edibles (apparently she and her brother are going into a small venture together now that laws are relaxing and she’s a great baker and he’s a…well…let’s say a connoisseur of the special ingredient needed), me: baking brownies. Because brownies.

Me, crouched down by the baker’s rack, searching and finally finding the cookbook with my favorite brownie recipe: “Found it!”

Daughter, looking over at me from the couch: “Oh, was it under the cock rings?” <smirk>

Who knew that she knew what they were? Who knew that we had left them hanging there?

Punchline: They aren’t, actually, cock rings. They are Maker’s Mark Christmas edition bottle tops. Dirty, dirty minds.

Tree, meet apple.

 

Comments

  1. Elliott

    I’d still try them, of course. Not sure they could withstand the pressure though. 😀

    Fun story. Tell your daughter ‘good luck in her venture’ from me. ‘Special Ingredient’… uh huh. Always fun to see people’s cookbooks, Jade. One I like is ‘The New Basics Cookbook’ by Rosso and Lukins. It’s not really so new, since it is 30 years old. But, it’s an interesting cookbook

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