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The Twelve Tasks of Kinkmas – Task 10

Woo! Check it out, we’re up to ten. This is a task that I have been kind of putting off, because, frankly, I wasn’t sure I could manage it. It’s been…oh, awhile…since I’ve played this way. And in the last couple years, physically it hasn’t always been something I can do for various reasons. But when I can – woohoo! It’s a thing I super like. Anyway. I didn’t actually accomplish it this time, but I got damn close, and I *think* the images fulfill the spirit of the task itself. And, as an appeasement, for both my tardiness and because I wasn’t successful the first time, I have made an offer to The Canadian to attempt it again, tonight, on Marco Polo. (Don’t know Marco Polo? If you are in a long distance relationship or even a not-so-long-distance relationship with someone, you should. Go on, Google it. Then imagineRead more …

The Twelve Tasks of Kinkmas – Task 9

Not much of a life update today – though I wrote lots of words over the weekend, and have been busy busy doing all sorts of things! – but I’m running late (as per usual) this morning and I REALLY want to get this post done so I can get these tasks done, because eventually The Canadian is going to take me to “task” for not finishing them!…so here, for your viewing pleasure, is Task 9. The Photographer had a helping hand in this – on the camera and (ahem) maybe checking on the kitchen wench’s “heat” (don’t want her getting overheated!) or possibly even stirring some up… ;-) Task 9 – Wearing stockings, high heels & an apron, show us your kitchen I’m going to have to add this to this week’s Wicked Wednesday – the theme is “flaunt.” You know, because I’m flaunting my cooking skills. Check outRead more …

The Twelve Tasks of Kinkmas – Task 6

Task 6 – Describe what a cooter is and list at least 5 uses for it. Post a pic. Day 6 and I almost let the day/night get away with me without completing this task! The damn thing is that I could have written this at work – I had literally ZERO things to do and was just marking time until “go home” time. (I hate days like that.) BUT, I didn’t think about this task, because I had so many other things going on. Moving day is Wednesday and I have packing and coordinating to do. I just got done with dog sitting and am finally home again, but my routine is destroyed, all my things are in suitcases or boxes or god knows where, as is the rest of my house. I do very poorly when everything is unorganized and in disarray. I’m trying to keep it togetherRead more …

The Twelve Tasks of Kinkmas – Task 3

Task 3 – Suction your nipples and then decorate them For this task I got to use toys that Adam bought for me a long time ago, but that neither he or V ever used on me. Suction cups are delightfully painful…they give me that long, pulling, pinching feeling that pulls from my nipples to my cunt…so yummy. And which also led to me completing another task…but you’ll have to wait for that one. ;-)

The Twelve Tasks of Kinkmas, Task 2

I’m sitting here at work trying to decide if I want to write about my “real life” and all the mixed feelings I am having, that seem to be overwhelming me right this minute, or just focus on the fun part (completing Day 2 of my Twelve Tasks of Kinkmas.) I guess accomplishing that, and the moments of levity the task induced, in juxtaposition with the mish-mash of feelings I’ve been experiencing, is my “real life.” But it seems sad to bring down my kinda-sexy, kinda-silly Kinkmas Tasks post with all the emotional backwash of the last day or so, so I’ll stick to the fun, for now. Might be that I’ll follow up with a “feelings” (whoa whoa whoa feelings) post at some later time. Task 2: Wear clamps on your nipples under a white blouse at work. Take a picture in your office. So ya’ll know I couldn’tRead more …

Holidays and The Twelve Tasks of Kinkmas, Task 1

Happy holidays from me to you! I admit to being uncomfortable with wishing a merry Christmas – not for anyone else’s sensibilities, but for my own. It irritates the piss out of me to celebrate something that was stolen from another culture in order to erase it, although to be honest pretty much all Christian/religious traditions probably ride on the back of others’ traditions, so…oh well. I’ll use the holiday season (whether you’re celebrating the Winter Solstice, Saturnalia or a special human’s birth) to make/buy gifts (my favorite part of the holiday – giving presents!), consume delicious meals, spend time with loved ones…and maybe (just maybe)…get my kink on a bit! This is a very different holiday for me than those in the past. Last night was the first time in many, many¬†years that I spent the night alone. I was about to write that it will probably be theRead more …